“With a heavy heart Tharniar Telluvin decided to retire his team following a match where a further three players died in a brutal mauling by the Odyssey v2.0 boys.

However, following the spectacular success of the side businesses (the florist, undertakers, embalmers) he can afford to live comfortably for the rest of his days with more riches than his ability as a bloodbowl coach deserved...

In related news, it has been discovered that the Apothecary was in the employ of the Khiravon Avengers. He is currently fleeing for his life from the families of the 10 players he failed to save in his tenure.”