“This game goes down in my own personal history as the most unlucky I've ever either witnessed or played in. I rolled SIX snake-eyes in one half, one of which resulted in a failed dodge(with reroll) and a RIP on this team's very first wardancer. The others were other ball pickups, dodges, or catches on 2+, all of which I rerolled and failed. I entered the 2nd half with a whopping 24% Luck, according to the game meter.

In the game's last two turns I twice had the opportunity to roll 2+s and stroll untouched into the endzone for the win. I failed both rolls.

I state this not to whine (I didn't even lose, after all was said and done), but so that I as a player can remember that this is a dice game, and thus, anything can (and does) happen. Mummies can pickup, dodge, and throw long bombs to one another against all odds, and so too can elves spontaneously trip over their own shoelaces and snap their necks.”