“Oh My God, that was tenuous. We had a pathetic first half until We graciously allowed the poncy elves to wander into the endzone with the ball - We punished them mediumly heinously for daring to stall, badly hurting one ponce and knocking out another.

The second half saw it all come together, mostly because of attrition, We are forced by Our sense of Justice and Honesty to admit - and certainly not because our fuckwit of a remaining catcher failed to catch a quick easy pass for a score. Why, if their wardancer hadn't tripped over his poncy laces dodging into the clear, We might have had a slight tiny and minor problem!

Which reminds Us, We really must get some tackle and strip ball going on, what with all these bloody elves in this league...”