“Christian Warriors quickly found out what it takes to convert non believers. After convincing the ref that the pointy ears were evil they quickly found themselves down 1-0 and down 2 men.

Taking matters into their hands they proceeded to BEAT and KICK the Lord's name into the pointy eared freaks. A score and BH later and we were all knotted up at 1.

A slugfest ensued in the 2nd half with the football in our left hand and the bible in the right. Reverend Thallus stopped in front of the endzone in turn 7 to give thanks to FUMBBL when an evil little elf dodged through 3 Saints and BHed him off the pitch. But the ball fell to Bishop Albright as if placed by GOD himself and the Warriors won the game in turn 8.


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