“Season 3. Game 2.

Philly came into this game with confidence - but it was soon crushed. In the pouring rain, it was the orcs, not the lizards that thrived! Afterwards, Asher Claw, retiring team captain, had this to say, "We were dominated. From the start to the finish, them Orcs just took it to us! I have never seen our runningbacks drop some many balls - rain or no rain. But it was a team failure - all of us did horrible for the entire game. I could stick around, but after a disgusting effort like that - I am retiring!" After a harsh foul crunched his leg, Asher was in no mood for more talking and the locker room was somber. The scoreboard said we won - thanks to some foolish mistakes by the orcs at the end of the game. However, the bottom line is that we need to play better if we hope to return to the superbowl and defend our title!”