“Elves are just cursed on here. Opening kick off, the fans throw a rock and stun one of my players. First play of the game, a rat kills one of my catchers, so the apothecary gets used up right away. Second block, one of my linemen goes out with broken ribs. Before the half is over I have another lineman out with broken ribs and a dead blitzer. And just to tick me off, my catcher with sure hands cant pick up the bloody ball, and all my guys with dodge fall over everytime. Thats 2 games in arow of half my team hitting the injury box and next to nothing happening to my opponents players, even though they have the same low armor.”
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