“An incredible first match for the newly minted Expendables winning in a landslide victory. While the team cites extensive practices and drill as their key to success many critics attribute this victory to the favour of some dark god as their coach had never previously seen his plans and formations bear such fruit.

Both Catchers acquitted themselves marvelously with 3 touchdowns and a casualty between them, despite their slight frames.

Despite the early removal of Blitzer Mathias from the game, due in part to a vicious Beastman headbutt breaking his jaw, Mordakai and Mercurio took up the slack and made a good showing showing their flexibility by scoring goals as well as inflicting casualties.

Big Davious had a slow day managing only 6 blocks throughout the match up.
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