“all-grain, I see my faith in you was justified. Excellent work scoring that equalizing TD in the dying end of the match. Also great work from you too JoeBob707 for protecting him and clearing a path.

As for the rest, where was your hustle, we fumbled the ball around around like handless elves in our offensive moves and scored on the defense with no small help from Nuffle himself. I know this is our first game *wink wink* but I want to see some more energy, more effort and more mutations coming out of you. I want to see them NOW!

Now lets win the next game or I'll make you play in a halfling and goblin league!

Last order of business, let us welcome our newest recruit Qaz. We have managed to reach an agreement between JanMattys and Qaz where they can both be on the field at the same time but neither will offer assists for each other, pass to each other nor will they pass any opportunity to flick each other with towels in the locker rooms. Now get out there and hustle!”