“TRIAL OF BLOOD - Game 2

Sergio Tacchini Terror Squad lined up on grassy glade of the Pride of South Australia’s home field. They were determined to bring fear and terror to the pansy High Elves of South Australia.

Though the Terror Squad received the kickoff it wasn’t long before the Pride of S.A. popped the ball free. There was a small battle for the ball in the middle of the field, but the Pride of S.A. where able to snatch the ball from the little goblin fingers and run to the end zone.

The dynamic duo Bug Greatcurse and Sumt Stonedoom teamed up to try and even the score with another dramatic throw team mate play. Bug Greatcurse successfully heaved Sumt Stonedoom through the air but unfortunately Sumt landed on his head rather than his feet and the ball sprung clear from his sticky little warty fingers.

The second half saw the Pride of South Australia receive the kick and there wasn’t much the Terror Squad could do in defence to prevent a second touchdown. Especially when Bug Greatcurse knocks himself out blocking a pansy High Elf.

Even though the gate takings were the highest recorded so far by for the Sergio Tacchini Terror Squad; fans tore up their fan club identification in disgust that no fouls were committed on these pansy pointy eared High Elves. More opponent blood is needed for membership and Season 26 of the Southern Wastes League will see the Sergio Tacchini Terror Squad go hard with a membership drive all season.”