“I went into this match with a hideous bad luck streak and not a single win in the last 8 matches. Sadly Nuffle decided that these poor vampires and their friendly coach would be the victims of my karmic rebound.

This was seriously just insane. As usual the luck meter is way off. The vamps should be somewhere around 30 %. The vamps were hungry and couldn't dodge to save their lives, and the poor thralls were smacked around to the point where they didn't dare to come back from the KO box. The torment was even designed so that the desperate vampires could manage a hard dodge or so only to fail the crucial GFI before reaching the ball or the ball carrier.

The MVP should go to StickandMove for maintaining a great attitude despite seeing every turn end with lousy rolls. I would love to play you again some time with more balanced dices! Take care!
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