#8 Bilston West – Broken Ribs (MNG) #8 Bilston West – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“My opponent informed me he was new to the stunty division. “Whhhooooaaaa”, I said in a 1930’s horror movie style. His main mistake was the let my carver run around the back field injuring half his team at will. It was over by half time as most of his gnomes were lying in a pool of blood. The nasty steak I found in my previous game eluded me in this one for some reason. Did I feel sorry for the poor little fellas with their flying machines? Hell no, I just had really nice Indian take away for my tea which put me in a good mood. Luck eluded my opponent in its bucketfuls as my lone carver stayed on the field another full match.
Is that some sort of record? A carver being on the pitch for a full two games. We’ll have to see how the next one goes. He’s been on the field so long his chainsaw ran out of petrol.
I hope the spanking did not dissuade my opponent from further endeavours into the stunty division. It is a joy to behold? Care I for SPP’s …no. What do we want? Headless gnomes. When do we want them…NOW.
Is that some sort of record? A carver being on the pitch for a full two games. We’ll have to see how the next one goes. He’s been on the field so long his chainsaw ran out of petrol.
I hope the spanking did not dissuade my opponent from further endeavours into the stunty division. It is a joy to behold? Care I for SPP’s …no. What do we want? Headless gnomes. When do we want them…NOW.
<Splatter> <gggrrrrrrrrroooooouuuuuugggggggg> <Splatter> “Hmmmm Brains”
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