“Tonight Ladies and Germs we witnessed a titanic struggle between the Dwarf Tigers of Hull Undercity and the Dark Elves of Deep, Dark Zagreb.

On paper the Dwarf Tigers are favorites, but as proven in match after match the game of Blood Bowl is played on a pitch instead of paper!

Hull received the opening kick and proceeded down the pitch in typical Dwarf fashion. But the Dwarf Tigers are not the 'Typical' Dwarfs. Oh no! They must do things as difficultly as possible. Zagreb managed to get a Blitzer on the ball and knocked the ball loose. Manager Stinkytroll began to wonder if his team even knew what to do with the ball at all. Captain Dean Windass picked up that ball and said "Look here lads, if we don't win this match! I have a tab at the pub to pay off!" Being the cheapskate that he is the Captain willed his team into the endzone hurting Miathas Choga in the process!

The second half saw Zagreb outnumbered and Hull was ready to show their class.

Manager Stinkytroll was overheard saying "We ain't got no Class!"

Which Captain Windass replied with "We ain't got Class but I do got a tab that needs paid!"

With these words Windass willed his team to surround the Dark Elf threat, utterly neutralizing it and rummaging towards the endzone with Bryan Huges scoring the deciding TD.

After the match Captain Windass had this to say.

"I just won't go to the Awkward Moose Pub no more. Instead I'll run up a tab somewhere's else! Hey don't print that in the papers...I don't want it getting back to them!"





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