“ B'Orcalona 1 - 0 Essetesford Town

After the last game between these two teams saw a 2-2 draw in the Cup, and Essetesford going through on a coin toss, B'Orcalona would have been more than justified to call this a grudge match.

BUT.....

TWO DEATHS in THAT game were what motivated B'Orcalona's Prezzi-denter, Mr Greenback Skullnutta, to etch Essetesford town's name in the Book of Orcy grudges.

Edmilson who died in that game was a true legend with his boot, and he was joined by promising BOB Eric Abidal.


The game started with Essetesford recieving and having managed to get Lillian Thuram's pre-match Bloodshake spiked with a Morley's. They also had Cesc Fabregas the Dirty Gobbo falsely arrested for suspected involement in selling Lifrigpool some dodgy body armour :P

B'Orcalona on the other hand had hired legendary Troll "Ripper" Basque-rot to augment their LOS, as well as splurged cash on a wizzie to zap unsuspecting ladies.

In T1 they blocked teh LOS and fouled Josep Guardiola the Troll to death, regen failed and the Medik, Doc Choppa Tomakapainstoppa, had to step in and save the lumbering lummax. Not a good start for the Catalan side.

The bad omen in T1 was soon forgotten as the Orcs made an exceptional defense driving the Amazons back into their own half. Even when Essetesford did try and drive forward they became tangled up on the sideline and teh B'Orcalona wizzie zapped the ball carrier allowing the Orcs to crowd round and pressure Essetesford enough that they started defending with the ball in an attempt to stop the score against them.

As B'Orcalona were being cautious they did not attempt to push up and steal the ball so the half ended 0 - 0.


In the second half the Orcs drove forward down the Essetesford left with the ball, whilst trapping as many Zons as possible between Trolls, BOB's and The Tackle + MB blitzer Edjur Gudjonsson. In the end the three remaining Zons ran away from the ball and teh game was stalled out for a 1 - 0 win to B'Orcalona with Lionel Messi scoring at the death.


Messi skilled up a +1STR and the cash was good for the next game against BBC Internazionale Milano (assuming their current 7 player rosta is not depleted to death in their two games in hand)


A good game for the Catalan's and a bad game for the Town, Hed Coach Mr Ramrutta Russo stated that whilst the win made up for the coin toss defeat, the two deaths had not been avenged and that the next game will surely be more bloody still!!!



GG Cyrus, and I hope you kill some Chaos Dorfs!!”