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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-10-02 19:29:23
TV 1610k Dwarf
1
Winnings 60k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/2/0
 
 
Norse TV 1820k
1
10k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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mvp
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turns
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#1
1
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-
-
-
3
-
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5
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
#4
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2
-
-
-
2
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4
4
2
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
12
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
18
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#8
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
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7
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#12
-
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
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TOTALS
1
2
2
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1
14
-
4
25
61
1
My dwarves have no sympathy for wasting the time of this cowardly member of DMU

My coach profile expressly states: "I have been told I play a little slow. I tend to use close to 4 min per turn. My games are usually 1.5 hours long. If this isn't acceptable then don't play me"

This coward challenged a dwarf team 21 points below his for the purpose of the DMU league. He didn't even have the guts to declare his membership to DMU until after the game started. My dwarves would have accepted the challenge either way but I could have packed a few more DMU hating fans into my arena with proper notice.

The cowardice of the coach has also spread to the members of Odin's Einherjar. The team doesn't even follow their own rules regarding injury and retirement. 5 members have abandoned the team without meeting their maker.

As soon as the game started the comments regarding the game speed of my short legged team began. His insults continued through to the end of the match.

As for the actual game play I have no complaints.

In closing, I may play slowly now but in time I will improve. Testifonte will always be a coward and an ass.
Player Performances
 
 
td
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cas
int
mvp
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#1
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1
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-
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1
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5
6
2
1
#2
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
2
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
#5
-
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
8
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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3
3
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#10
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-
1
-
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2
-
-
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2
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#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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-1
4
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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7
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#14
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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5
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#15
-
-
-
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1
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#16
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5
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TOTALS
1
1
1
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1
11
-
5
16
35
5

#8 Rhöb – Smashed Knee (NI)
Game Lenght: 1h 26 min.

This guy makes Dominik look faster than speed of sound.

Game comments: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Dont even bother watching the replay, try to have sex with your girlfriend/wife/sheep (if Russo)/occassional one night stand...




[EDIT]
I *of course* made fun of your game speed, its part of the game tease.
But, boy, telling lies is much worse. I challenge you to state here those insults you say I said to you. Please.
And, yes, norses giving away a handicap and playing a team on the SAME TEAM STRENGHT are normally cowards. Specially if the opposite team is dwarves.

To this words "In closing, I may play slowly now but in time I will improve. Testifonte will always be a coward and an ass." I can only say, I m glad you can tell appart your equals. And btw, check the spelling of my name, thanks.
 
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