“The Trashers, obviously members of the Deathskullz clan, came on the field painted blue, the orc color for luck (some report they looked red from where they were standing but we´ve taken that to be a slight overdose of fungus beer). And luck they did have in the form of a little gobbo who miraculously made a dodge play on all his steps in a turn, 6 in a row, needing 3s and 4s without even using re-rolls. Being painted red obviously didn´t help the Red Unz move any faster as they couldn´t even make the go for it rolls, failing six of them throughout the game. In the end though they managed a touchdown through some clever manuvering and a beautiful pass to Runtna who was standing in the touchdown zone just waiting for that ball after having blitzed himself through the Trashers defence. What a TD!”