“Well, you may think High Elves with 4 rerolls would be scoring machines. Not so! When Nuffle has decided to curse you, you can forget about 2+ dodges with rrs. Or close range passes by a thrower. Or myriad other rolls. God damn ridiculous really.

Not to say Crazyplayer didn't play a hell of a game. He had his share of bad dice (especially in the first half, but mine were worse), but he played incredible defense. Still, I had two scores in the first half scratched by Nuffle and this game should have been 2-2 by all rights. Oh well.

Just to illustrate how this game went, I had my apo in reserve on T16 so I used him on a SI-niggling only to have a player killed right afterward. Please Great Nuffle, I beseech thee to turn thy hateful gaze elsewhere.”