“In what was anticipated as a bloody game the players didn't disappoint. By the end of the first drive two of nurgles finest were stranded in the Badly Hurt box pondering their stupidity at dodging and standing next to black orcs.
The coach of Cess-Pit was nonplussed by the continued body count as he sacrificed players in search of numbers on the scoreboard. PVC's coach took the opportunity to grind down some numbers of his own, namely players on the pitch and the contingent of nurgles finest dropped to 7 on the field.
The first touchdown came after an all mighty quagmire in the center of the PVC half. After kick off the PVC players opted to form the cage, and the Products began to envelop it... some equal attacks were shared before the bighand of Urinal swept in to claim the ball and trickle his way downfield with the assistance of many a Product player.
At the beginning of the second half, turd Burgula was felled and swamped into the badly hurt box to join the other Products sheltering there.
The second TD came in turn 5 of the 2nd half where following a deep field reception Urinal again waltzed forward with some Product prevention on the PVC defense.

As the game drew close to an end, a PVC player dashed from the cage, only to be nullified by a beastman. The ball was secured and there was little time left for U-Bend to consider his options, he could stand still.. dodge away or block BogRot the troll that stood in front of him.. Possessed with Razor Sharp Claws and Block the Beastman thought himself capable of scoring a fatality, however the only fatality that happened was his death... as BogRot pummelled the beastman into the ground and chomped on his earlobe to make sure... result 2-0 victory.. with a peppering of suicide.


A fun game, with a good opponent :)”