“The Dark Elves partied too hard the night before this match (celebrating a concession in their inaugural match). They staggered across the pitch and tripped over their own feet numerous times.

Two darkies stumbled and broke their necks on the pitch. Unfortunately for Jerrina the apothecary was busy tending to the first drunk dark elf at the time of her "fall" and death.

Despite the drunken state of the darkies the first half was highly competitive. The Dorf's were lucky to get a last turn dodge from Lawson the nimble. He scampered for the end zone and completed the 2-turn sprint and score for a much needed 1-1 tie.

The 2nd half unfolded just as Singletary demanded....grinding ball control and a slow but steady score for the 2-1 win.

Good match!”