“Dwarves are SOOOOOO boring to play with/against. The Clan took the opening kick off and rolled painfully slow towards the endzone. By turn 8 they had me down to 8 players and were ready to score when 4 straight skulls stopped them.

So the elves got ready to go on the offensive.... then Blitz .... shit. The dwarves took over and knocked us down to 4 players ... then coach Iolo got sh-tty. For 2 straight turns I fell on my first attempted dodge and did not want to waste my last reroll. So the next thing I know I get fouled and he types "stand up or be fouled". My quick retort "screw you".

So he scores in turn 6 and (of course) ALL 5 of my 6 KO players sit on their tiny little dicks. So it's 3 players on defence. The kick off? Sails to my endline. He's about to finish me off when he rolls another set of double skulls. So in turn 8, I go from my own endzone and throw it as far as the little pass meter would let me (roll 5), caught by my blitzer in a TZ (roll 5) and score to tie the game.

At this point Iolo is probably thinking he would have been better off fouling the rest of my guys and lived with the reputation.
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Anyway, I ALWAYS think it's dicky to foul another team down to 4 players. Sometimes you get burned but at least your repuation is intact. I won't put Iolo on my DNP list yet because (1) he's an Aussie and (2) I think I've played him before without incident.













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