“After a night of heavy drinking the Stonehill Skirmishers managed to pull of a succesful Drunken Style kung-fu victory against the Hardly-Dangerous.
My opponent had some rough rolls, but after suffering no less than 6 double skull (including one quadruple skull) blocks in my drunken stupor I can't really buy into his idea that he was dice raped.
Props goes out to my troll Ghazra the Stonebreaker who poses as a formidable threat with his Block skill and then pulls of 3 double skull blocks in the same match.
On the bright side Gloinus the Glorious, the niggled leader of the Skirmishers, managed to pull of a super-star skill roll without failing the age roll. Good show mr Super Scorer!”
“your seeing double,or triple(you did tell me you where drunk) there was two double skulls rolls after he'd moved almost all of his players and knocked out, or knocked off most of my players, off the pitch.
I was diced from nuffle, with 95% of my opponents rolls pow, and dodge pow, and mine mostly pushes and a minotaur that sits there more than half the time, watching even my handoffs failing with rerolls, just reasurres me that the dice randomiser needs to be fair, not all For one side and not the other.
Enjoy your win, it was a one-sided affair
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My opponent had some rough rolls, but after suffering no less than 6 double skull (including one quadruple skull) blocks in my drunken stupor I can't really buy into his idea that he was dice raped.
Props goes out to my troll Ghazra the Stonebreaker who poses as a formidable threat with his Block skill and then pulls of 3 double skull blocks in the same match.
On the bright side Gloinus the Glorious, the niggled leader of the Skirmishers, managed to pull of a super-star skill roll without failing the age roll. Good show mr Super Scorer!”