“In a bizare game where comedy dice seemed to strike both teams at various key moments, B'Orca came out on top in a key grudge match against old and bitter rivals Essetesford Town.

The girls bought in an imaculate bodice of steel for one of their blitzers, and also manged to upset the Orc training by doing their pre-game training topless. The Orcs were so mesmorised they struggle to find fluency all half.

B'Orca managed to bribe the ref to ignore all fouls in the first half, and yet with all the boot power and nasty tacklers etc they could not injure one of the Town'ers all game.

Instead they took a lead in the first half (T6) through Messi despite kicking off first.

In the second half B'Orca recived and set up extremely badly allowing Town to equalise after a mistake by the B'Orca players. From the restart B'Orca seemed to look a pale imitation of their normal self and played extremely loosely with some poor blocks. Fortuantely the girls could not exploit this due to their own unpredicatbale performances. B'Orca scored at the death to take the game 2-1.

Fun but somewhat annoying, and well played to Cyrus!!

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Russo goes back to the top of the OBBA Premier League and his next game v Gritter's Khemri (asuming Gritter does not get destroyed against Azure's Rats) is the likley title decider!”