“Dirty Deeds Done (with sheep) In The Dark were up against Goats Sporting Wood for their first Burlesque Sheep Pen game. It was a rainy day and Dirty Deeds won the toss and chose to receive. They have a player extra on the bench but were put a sheep behind on the pitch when a rock thrown at the kick-off KO'd Los player Tom Urhak. First blood was drawn before the match started. It looked promising.:)

Two stunned results really stupid beast and a failed pickup describe the 'Deeds first turn.

Goats Sporting Wood quiclky moved some players upfield with one putting a tz on the ball. Yaaargh! the Minotaur blitzed another Ko thus further increasing numeral advantage.

Turn two is quite the same with a failed pickup dangerouly close to the mino.

With his second blitza the mino knocked a beastman prone and put his big fat tacklezone on the ball.

The pressure is now on to secure the ball and put in in as many tz's as possible on it, Dirty deeds can only manage two.

But an early turnover on a failed Gfi (due to the heavy rain) gave them a slight chance of recovering the ball although it would take some dodgy plays. Sothar Pussmeyer dodged out of the mino's tz and blitzed Cowdog who had his tz on the ball but then failed to pick up the ball.

They were quickly knocked down again and had to start over. This time it was Nezhar Peestain who did the dodge-blitz succesfully. Another dodgy play by Harry Beaver saw him dodge outta two tz's and pick-up the ball that was still in the mino's tz and succesfully dodging out of it again. Only problem being he couldn't get far enough to not get blitzed.

And blitzed he got, stunning him an ruining a chance for a td. The mino tried to steal the show but failed a pickup.

A failed dodge blitz summed up Dirty Deeds next turn as they were getting desperate for the ball.

Now a beastman decided to pickup the ball and head for the endzone. And a both down send another 'Deeds Player into the ko box. Its looking good for the Goats.

A blitz and some dodges a gfi's had to be risked to put the pressure on Mooo the ball carrier. For the first time this match a Goat Sporting Wood gets ko'd.

Its does not help agaisnt a blitz from the mino again as he knockes the player with tz on ballcarrier down thus giving Mooo a chance to score. 1-0 turn 7 of the first half.

8th turn for the Dirty Deeds saw their beast Bh Cowsynn at the Los an so getting hold of the teams first spp's. A welcome cas too as only one of 3ko's came out the box. A foul opportunity on CowCow was missed due to a failed pickup.

Second half had the Dirty Deeds on Defence and the two ko's remained off-pitch again.

Luckily none got ko'd and only one got stunned. Even nicer was the fact that the ball was as slippery on the opposing side and they failed their pickup.

The Deeds now hoped for the best as they tried and get on the oppo's side of the field and stealing the ball.

Second failed pickup in the bottom corner of the pitch sent the ball into the crowd who threw it a bit more central but still in a Goats tz.

Some player were on the way to the ball but a blitz by the mino in turn 3 killed Donnie'Deepthroat'LaRue. Situation was looking grim for Dirty Deeds Done In The Dark. The Goats did pick up the ball this time and got ready for the drive upfield.

Some both down result made for quick turnovers. Till turn five for the deeds when they manage to get some 2d blocks and get a Flor Mcgoo to cover the ballcarrier.

Yaargh! the mino is playing a hell of a game as he blitzed Flor prone and gave Cowboy some breathing space. Two both down turnovers follow.

Cowboy has now moved into scoring distance in turn 7 and the mino gets a both down result and stuns Sander Odomise.

Chances of getting even are very slim and as dodge and blitz on Cowboy results in a pushback the only hope is to keep the "Wood Sporting Goats" from scoring twice. And a lame attempt at a foul by Flor doesn't even hurt the mino it just awoke him from his prone position to give an assist for Cowcow who pays back the offender by badly hurting him. Finally a one dice blitz by Cowboy on Harry Beaver is a pow that stunned Beaver and gave him the chance to run in the 2-0.

In the final turn the ball gets in the hands of Slimy Slithertongue due to a bad kick. The players amass round Cowshadow a faith will decide if he'll get T16 gangfoulded. It depends if the quickpass attempt is succesfull. Luckily after a bounce or two the ball is caught but the foul doesn't do damage and the player gets sent off for gross misconduct concearning sexual depravities.:D

Angus 'Rimjob' Rimmer, Dirty Deeds beast gets MVP and so gets his first skill and gets +AG which makes his tentacles the most agile in the Sheep Pen.

A fun game in what seems to be a fun format, not to mention bloody. Just hope I can develop my team a bit before we get thrown for the wolfs.:)”