“It was an ill wind that blew through the island this afternoon.
Daunted by the out-manned, out-strengthed, trippy players from Cowes the Rascals were not looking forward to their season opener. Would we be shown how the men play things in the Wight? Or schooled on our chicken style of play.

Turns out Nuffle wasn't watching the match, he had bigger things to watch. This didn't help the worshipping Rascals though as all their prayers fell on deaf ears.

Having made some foolish errors in first few minutes of the game, we never really got our game on. The solid playing from Cowes exposed every double skull block, and every dodging 1 roll.

The Rascals will have to pick themselves up and decide on the continuation of Sol in the campaign for riches with Rankle deciding to rejoin the team after a healing siesta. Onwards and upwards my darkies!”