“ERIC STOLTZ - having been rescued from Death during the last match, Eric suffered a bad injury in this one. He now has a bad back, although I don't know why the system isn't listing his ginger-ness as an affliction as well. I hope he dies properly soon. I'll hire Michael J. Fox to replace him and then we'll see how things go.

The only saving grace in this game was a fleet-footed performance by Skunks T.Ham Bandit, skipping and dodging round the end of the line for a quality TD, and then almost snatching a draw on the very last turn until he was brought down so heavily by a lowly skeleton that the ball scattered all the way across the pitch allowing the opposition loiterer to pick the ball up two spaces from my endzone and dance over to make the scoreline 3-1.
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