“Quite possibly the most beautiful BB match ever played.

I began the match thinking meatgrinder... pshaw he's not even fit enough to sleep with pigs....

Blood was found on every inch of the pitch. However the only way blood got on the Orc side was when they orcs walked back onto the pitch after scoring a TD and tracked the goat blood there.

Impressively (not very intellegently mind you), before the match, the goats turned their spike and razor armor inside out. Many believe they were looking for a way to escape their kilt wearing head-coach ryanfitz. (he wears kilts because goats can hear zippers at up to 200 meters)

A brief synopsis of the match.

1st Kill/1st TD - While meetgrinder was clearly outmatched by the goats outstanding dice capapbilities, he put forth a brilliant, valiant, and determined game-plan. After kicking off in the 1st half it took all his effort to refrain from killing a goat til the third turn. This phenomenal act of restraint caused his lightning fast offense to have to wait til the 4th turn of the 1st half to score their 1st TD.

2nd & 3rd Kill/2nd TD - No matter how hard Meatgrinder tried to maintain a clean field so his orcs wouldn't slip in the blood, the goats proved more than a match for his non-lethal intentions. It is still unclear if Thomas 'The Bloody' Jones knew the dagger he was holding in his mouth was pointing in or not but the outcome still resulted in another dead goat (but some excellent jamacian jerky) in the early part of T5. While ryanfitz taunted meatgrinder that he was so inept he counldnt score twice in the 1st half (he had his goats secretly spray the ball with a special goo, that we will let remain nameless, to make the ball harder to pickup) to match his 2 kills, meatgrinder again proved he was up to the challenge by taking the boot of his unskilled gobbo and planting it to the back of a goats neck and doing a little jig, til they cooks came onto the field and declared the goat properly tenderized for the barbecue that night. Oh and to finish the half meatgrinder tagged on another TD to prove Orcs don't mind goat spray all that much.

3rd & 4th touchdown - while it looked like ryanfitz had meatgrinder just where he wanted him, meatgrinder proved to be too much of a match for his uneducated foe. ryanfitz just couldnt make his 6 remaining goats stay upright on the pitch. Many attribute it to the coaches 'special' goat proclivities. The goats took this time to cause a tremendous blow to the orcs by badly hurting one of their key marquee players a gobbo by the name of volvo with 0spp was going to be OFF THE PITCH FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH. How now were the orcs going to respond? As any untrained group of orcs would of course... by scoring 2 more TDs.

T16 - Mwahahahha I laughed at his pitiful play his complete lack of understanding of the game of bloodbowl. He had scored 4TDs and only 3 Kills with an orc team. Obviously he had no idea how to play this game. I knew id show him id take one of his guys out with a perfectly executed blitz in T16 and make him regret his decision to ever even contemplate playing a coach as good as me. I threw a block with an assist against one of his puny lineman with my only goat that had block so far....(hahah, time to get even buddy)


Ok so he got 4TD and 4 Kills, maybe I was wrong and meatgrinder is good enough to sleep with pigs...

Thx for the match buddy. I appreciate you having fun destroying my team, I'll catch another match with you sometime soon.

~have fun”