“And so the dwarves of Small Round and Squishy meet the deadly left hand of darkness, a team so steeped in bloodletting that...oh wait. They are like, 5 rebuilding games short of a full team.

So, that's ryan 'crazy' fitz and his 7 goats against a full Dwarven team. They DID get the ref, but 16 turns of fouls netted a couple of stuns and naff all else. Whatever it is about playing Ryanfitz, it's like the dice decide to go for me. I can't explain why - like the 3/4 length td, or the long bomb pass td. I mean, these are dwarves... bizarre.

All played in the best of spirits - I was cheering every foul!

The third in our series of 'death matches' will be with a team of flings for me. I will be turning them into the nastiest, bloodthirstiest deadliest mofos you ever saw... and goat is on the menu!

I think the problem with playing ryanfitz is that you use all your luck up for the next half dozen games, or so it seems. So, that'll be pulped and retirement for the Dwarves then. Good riddance - playing like elves is shameful practise anyway!

Thanks for the game mate, as usual, always a pleasure!”