“In the first half, the undead bashed their way to a last second goal. We managed to kill some cannon fodder, but were not able to make a significant dent in their forces. We attempted to cage our way to a tying goal, but could not stop the mummies from destroying our cage and prying the ball loose for another score. We came close to getting the ball in the end zone in the final seconds, but the clock ran down on us with a mummy closing in on our ball carrier, and we came up short. (no pun intended)
We will need to write the league about the officiating in this game, as two of our players were sent off for extremely minor infractions, whereas the other team seemed to be jabbing us with sharpened bones quite frequently.
One of our linemen had a stunning revelation after the game. If he helps his teammates block, he'll get whomped in the head less! Finally, one of them gets a new thought through their thick skull.”