“Through no fault of Dreamwalker, this game was just bollocks. There are certain things the luck meter just can't account for, such as a pass thrown with a -3 penalty scattering and bouncing it's way into the hands of a black orc 5 squares from the intended target, or the number of times a rerolled -2db or rerolled FA roll ended up taking out a beastman. I started out the game shorthanded, with only 10 players, and I spend most of the match at 8 or fewer.

There was about a 2-turn window where I was about ready to throw in the towel and call an end to my 6th attempt to get a rotters team actually working. Nuffle clearly hates rotters with a passion unrivaled by any other roster. In the end I stuck it out, got enough cash to replace the beastman that died, and my Beast learned Block after winning MVP.

Looking to hire: rogue apothecary willing to work on diseased anthropomorphic animals. Requirements: 2 weeks experience and a strong stomach. Offering competitive salary and pension, health plan is...”