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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-06-08 14:25:59
90k
3/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
1
-
1
13
-
-
29
51
6
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
-
-
20
40
1
“The first half is so broken due to my stupidity, for which i apologise to my esteemed opponent again.
After this match i call for wimmin to be banned from BB whether they are orks or not! Bloody annoying trying to knoock those flighty girls over.
The game was fine except those wimmins bribed the ref with their bodies in the locker room before the match, so he was too busy examining the seductive line of their legs as they put the boot in. SLUTS!
HEH!
Lav played well and there were moments when i had some uncanny luck. I'm thinking of making Milli into a living god, certainly saves my arse on many occasions, unfortunately this time he was not enough, especially with sesquicentimetre falling to a jewel encrusted squig skin slipper.
TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNLOWS!
3 pts: Spinethumpa
A very tough choice between who got 3 and who got 2 points, tough both of em and i think they must have been wearing flats coz knocking em over was the hardest think to do.
2 pts: Arm breaka
See above, im guessing these two are the stars of lavs team
1 pt: Nose chompa
May seem like a surprising selection, but seemed to do alot of good work in an around the ruck. (i think she's a Black Orc in duisguise)
^------ RACIAL!
lol anyways good match”
After this match i call for wimmin to be banned from BB whether they are orks or not! Bloody annoying trying to knoock those flighty girls over.
The game was fine except those wimmins bribed the ref with their bodies in the locker room before the match, so he was too busy examining the seductive line of their legs as they put the boot in. SLUTS!
HEH!
Lav played well and there were moments when i had some uncanny luck. I'm thinking of making Milli into a living god, certainly saves my arse on many occasions, unfortunately this time he was not enough, especially with sesquicentimetre falling to a jewel encrusted squig skin slipper.
TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNLOWS!
3 pts: Spinethumpa
A very tough choice between who got 3 and who got 2 points, tough both of em and i think they must have been wearing flats coz knocking em over was the hardest think to do.
2 pts: Arm breaka
See above, im guessing these two are the stars of lavs team
1 pt: Nose chompa
May seem like a surprising selection, but seemed to do alot of good work in an around the ruck. (i think she's a Black Orc in duisguise)
^------ RACIAL!
lol anyways good match”
Before you go ahead and watch the replay, a small warning ... the first half is broken due to a reload (sadly the girls haven't learned how to teleport .. even if it looks like it). The handicap was Bribe the Ref, and at the start of the first half, We Fink Wer Orks got the "Get the Ref" kickoff.
The play of the match was centi4, who made an outstanding blitz on the ball carrier (2d against), breaking her ribs, and absconding with the ball (I think it's captured in the replay, but there's probably still some weird teleportation going on). His luck ran out when Arm Breaka knocked him down, and then Spine Thumpa both collected the ball and put the boot in!
Half time score: 1-0
The lizards had been suitably reduced in numbers by the second half, and without a tackler, we certainly had the edge. The lizards made an impressive recovery after we took down the ball carrier. The key player was Milli, who snatched the ball right out of the air, and when Arm Breaka rolled up the quad-skulls seized his chance! There's no catching a skink with his running shoes on (not when you're an orc, that's for sure.
Fortunately, there was still some time left in the half, and with the numerical disadvantage, there wasn't much the lizards could do to stop us from scoring. Incher the Immortal deserves a special mention for attempting the 3d against blitz on the ball carrier (a blodger no less).
Final score: 2-1
Twahnlow Votes
3 pts: Milli
Picked the gap, and ran like hell. Scored a touchdown, and that's certainly the aim of the game!
2 pts: Mega Tonnage
This guy just kept getting in the way, and made us do some stupid moves ... anyone for a 1d block to start the turn? At least he doesn't have block...
1 pt: centi 4
What a play - Seriously injured the ball carrier, collected the ball, and ran. Not fast enough though, so he went out in a blaze of glory!”