“Let the ferryman be paid well on this night! Navigate the Styxx with the souls of Bowser and Rhino Hellburn! To the afterworld they ride! Bring with thee fists of steel and hearts that never break! Bowser meets his eternal fate in the pits of bore worms! Decay and vanish from digestion inside out!

And to Rhino Hellburn, a throne of smoldering brass! Wait thy calling to spread destruction for the glory of the scythed wheel! You shall return!

DeMaio "wow, this was one of those 'beer and ice cream' type games. No matter, though the coach fattens...we shed weight and move forward! Race, beasts driven by madness! Race ever hungry for the next town and the next game!"”