“In an unprecedented match the Holy Wood Elves won a match.

With Orland Boom dropping a crushing blow onto an unsuspecting wolf in the opening minutes of the 1st drive, pushing Mr Ixolite out into the fans the Elves were quickly able to take advantage of their greater speed, their superior footwork (our Fouls were far more effective) and tourney induced squad evening. Us elves having taken a beating in the 1st tourney were only able to field 8 guys for each drive after the 1st. An excellent boot by one of Fats zombies was the most effective way to ask Orland Boom of the elves to leave the match. The elves took advantage of the Golems unfortunate luck and left the pitch up 1-0 at the half.

During the opening plays of the 2nd half the elves laughed as Fats minions tried again to help the elves off the pitch by foot and responded by giving a free demonstration on now obsolete Golem 'Scaring-People-Cause-Hes-Ugly Creature'. With the now demoralized Fats team bewildered the Elves snickered as they put another crushing blow on Fats assistant 'Mr. Wight' that he's going to carry with him for the rest of his carreer. Fats Golem 'Hurting-Other-Players-With-His-Fist Genetic Experiment' responded by crushing 'Whim Allen' also leaving him with a career injury to remember the game by. But with the superior numbers the elves were able to play games with the remaining Fats player on the pitch running around, dancing, and generally dropping the boot at seeming random, overjoyed with their immenent win they failed to be effective both with their fouls and their touchdown attempts to close out the match.

Thx for the game Joe.”