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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-08-10 21:57:11
TV 2490k Orc
2
Winnings 50k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/3/2
 
 
Dark Elf TV 1720k
0
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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1
5
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2
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#2
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6
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#3
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5
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#5
1
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-
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3
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10
4
-
#6
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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3
-
#7
1
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3
-
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9
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6
10
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#8
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2
-
-
4
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8
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#9
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2
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-
4
-
-
-
4
1
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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4
-
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
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2
4
#13
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-
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4
2
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#14
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1
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2
-
-
-
4
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TOTALS
2
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8
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1
27
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26
48
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Earlier on today in the OBBA channel,,,,,

<Chewie> Nuffle please may I have an internal arse massage? I have been feeling a little constipated today.
<Nuffle> Indeed I will arrnage for my best internal arse massager to deliver his very best service for you...he is free tonight. Is that OK for you?
<Chewie> Excellent I can't wait!!


EDIT: OK SIR!!!

:P

Player Performances
 
 
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#3
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1
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#4
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2
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#5
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1
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1
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1
6
1
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#6
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4
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#8
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2
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#9
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4
1
#11
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3
#12
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1
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#13
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1
5
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5
1
#14
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2
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2
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-1
5
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#15
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1
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#16
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4
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TOTALS
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3
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1
8
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11
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#2 Neil Ruddock – Dead (RIP)
#8 Steven Gerrard – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Steven Gerrard – Smashed Knee (NI)
#16 Jermaine Pennant – Serious Concussion (-AV)
I was expecting a pummelling from Russo's uber orcs, regardless of what he said pre match about it being a "no win" match for him.

I got it, starting with the first block causing a RIP.

What sticks in the old gullet though, is that i was so badly beaten by a player that played so poorly.

Turns were string with Troll blocks.

Turns were seeing a blockless orc blocking a dodger BEFORE any positioning was done.

By the end, as much as i like Russo, i got the distinct impression that he knew his luck was in and he was taking the piss with his play.

Not cool. At all.

Good news is that despite the 3 dice MB blocks i took when down to 3 elves Russo didn't clear the pitch of all but my iron man.

My son could have, given those dice.

I therefore claim the moral victory.

Good luck with the rest of the cup. From the looks of it, you'll need it mate.

Edit:

And when in the OBBA channel, it's <@Chewie> to you.
 
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