“The bad man cometh! Biondi spins the spiked wheels and dashes with haste to the endzone! Now, activate the Arm of Death(TM) and pillage the brains of thy enemies!

Taron Swiftblade cuts deep into the throat of Benny and releases the beast's soul! Gut the insides of the head, and wear it proudly as thy helm!

DeMaio "A thrilling end! All was lost until the chaos got too close to the fans! Hail to you fans! Getting the ref was just what we needed! Then readied the Hellcannon and brought down the ballcarrier! Let the glory of Berserker Eric shine as he tosses it to Hurricane Henry...who wins the day! Golden beer and raven haired cuties for thee!"

Smash the sound barrier! Overdrive and ride!!”