“1/3/1, no regens, 6/15 in coming back from KOs, but 4 of those were on the final drive of the game. Cloggy cleared the pitch the previous drive, where I only had 2 players.

The game started out with a Blitz! I think by turn 3, Zara had badly hurt one of my mummies, my +AG wight had been niggled, and I was down 0-1 on my own drive. I made a decent effort at recovering late in the first half, but I couldn't keep players on the field, and eventually it just became a joke. Cloggy scored T8 needing just a no-reroll 3+ handoff to walk it in.

I started the second half with 4 players, and Cloggy scored quickly. I started the next drive with 2 players, and Cloggy scored with his ogre, rushing him up the field with GFIs. The final drive of mine, I managed to complete 2 passes, which ended up being the highlights for the Tales.

In honor of this epic whooping, I have named my +AG wight's replacement in Cloggy's honor: The Tale of Cloggy Pwning Me.”