“FC Kislevhagen vs RCD Elfanyol 1900

Who would have known that the first round in League 2 match between two elf teams with no real prior record of mayhem of slaughter… would result in true epic carnage!

The Kislevhagians had a staggering number of 10 players (cursed 160TR cap), Elfanyol with 12.

The match started with Nuffle showing his appearance…
Kickoff: Weather, Blizzard. Something was up…

The pro Elves begun with some very weak LOS blocking, resulting in nothing but pushes… Then made a direct assault on the DP lino, standing not far from the LOS. The lack of POWs in the initial blocks, made the first foul of the game, fairly weak, since it lacked any real OBBA like multiassists.

The DE´s startet to surround the few Pro elves getting ready to elfhandle them in future turns.

Turn 2: Started with a blitz, resulting in a mng for the Star of the Dark elves. Nakamura . Apoth saved his skin for now... the kislevians rushed through the hole he had left, committed the 2nd foul of the match, resulting in Nakamuras Death, a blow to the Dark elves, who had now lost there only tackle (blodge, MB) player.

Soon after, another Dark elf lay dead on the pitch. Rufete a 25spp lino got killed in a standard Block by rising star Zanka Jørgensen, tearing away a total of 28TR points in the first 3 turns of the match.

And the blood had only just begun to flow…

Excellent play by the Darkies, gave an open scoring chance to DE Blitzer Tamudo , only to fail his GFI and receiving the only BH of the match, in return.

Kislevhagen regained control of the ball, killed Jordi Lardin before throwing the ball to catcher Dame N´Doye , who then scored the first TD of the game.

Turn 7 for the Elfanyol, started with a blitz for Kislevhagen, giving them a slim chance to double the score.
Unfortuantely for the Dark elves, the lino intended to pick up the ball failed his pickup. Leaving the pro elves with an open opportunity to score… Alas Dame N´Doye snaked his TD-dodge after a succesful blitz + pickup.
2nd half started with the last remaining DP getting hit by a rock, thrown from the Kislev stands! Officials clearly saw the perpetrator, and has now banned the mother Zdenek Pospech aka Russo.

The wild and savage attack from the stands, infuriated the Elfanyol players, who managed to kill Zdenek Pospech on the very first action of 2nd half… here´s the replay:

Select an action for Luis Garcia
Block selected.
POW
Move ended for Luis Garcia
Zdenek Pospech is knocked over.
Player pushed to (15, 8 )
(6, 4) + 0, (6, 4) + 0, 6: Zdenek Pospech has been KILLED!!
(1) Apothecary FAILS!
Select an action for Verdu
Blitz selected.
POW
William Kvist is knocked over.
Player pushed to (16, 3)
(6, 2) + 0, (4, 6) + 0, 5: William Kvist has been seriously injured!!
(54) Smashed Knee - Niggling Injury

followed by a successful block:

Select an action for Ivan Alonso
Foul selected.
Ivan Alonso fouls Ailton Almeida. (1, 3) +4
DIRTY PLAYER skill used on injury roll.
(6, 3) + 2, 6: Ailton Almeida has been KILLED!!

The rest of the match was fought with 4 pro elves on the pitch (a short periode of 5 after the 2-0 TD)
Vs 7 Dark elves, who lost their star lino late in the game…

When the ref blew the whistle at the end of the game, 6 players lay dead, 2 niggled and only 1 played was fortunate enough to be BH´d.

Match ended 2-1 to whom it may concern, needless to say that the specs wanted more fouls and surfs.

Nuffle how ever, sent a thank congratulation note, written in blood red lava, stating:
Welcome to League 2 Have a nice season!”