“Welcome everybody to the Graveyard, as the home stadium for Jobu's Zombie Armies is known. I am your commentator, Dusty Hinder. It was a runaway victory for Bloddy Elf Ire today as they danced past the shambling corpses of the JZA, scoring two touchdowns in the first four turns of the first half. the Zombies hit hard, racking up KOs and badly hurting two of the elves, but even short handed the Bloody Elf Ire found a way into the endzone to win 3-0. Touchdowns were scored by Mr. Tarty, God Botherer and Kuvie Darling. The elves made good use of the ball, completing three passes by Ar Winslet, God Botherer and Meat Petite, but this was matched by the spunky ghoul Ten Speed who completed three by himself. The zombie Wingnut and the Flesh Golem, the Rat, both recorded casualties for the undead, while Blood Elf Ire's Mr. Tarty, Lighton Hisfeet and Botter picked up casualties for their side. Luvvie Darling grabded the elf MVP and Timber, who was lamed, or further lamed in this case on one of the elf casualties, picked up the MVP for the undead. The Bloody Elf Ire out rushed and passed the undead, but the JZA made thier strength known getting 10 more blocks than the opposition.
All in all, a head-cracker of a match and a big win for Bloddy Elf Ire. This has been Dusty Hinder, back to the studio.”