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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2009-11-18 15:34:03
TV 1510k Amazon
2
Winnings 70k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/1
 
 
Dark Elf TV 1890k
3
70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
-
#2
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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6
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
#5
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
10
-
-
#9
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-
1
5
-
-
-
3
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#12
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
-
-
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5
1
#14
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-
-
-
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4
-
#15
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1
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-
2
-
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4
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#16
1
1
-
-
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4
-
1
25
3
-
TOTALS
2
1
1
-
1
14
-
1
35
52
10
After some poor luck and poor judgement in the firsthalf the women found themselves 2-1 down to the darkelves.
The darkelf coach decided to start some bragging trashtalk and strated rubbing the honourable zon's coach's nose in it.
Being a vindictive and thoroughly nasty team coach he decided he'd use these ill timed comments against the darkelves.
"Are you gonna let that elven weasel disrespect me?" he yelled at the zons.
"Sir, No Sir," came back the chorus.
"OK then. Forget the ball and lets practice our fouling. I want to see as many dirty elves in body bags as possible." he bellowed.
Shortly into the second half one of the witch hags ran deep into zon 'terror'-tory.
Unprotected and over zealous she became easy meat for a gang foul
The hag died and the apothecary was too stunned to do anything about it.
The elves rallied and scored much to the zon dissapointment.
When the game resumed the 'cowardly' darkelves left the 3 most dispensible players to their fate on the los and ran away and hid.
The zon's quickly niggled a rookie blitzer (what a waste) and proceeded to try and get as many more injuries as possible.
Unfortunately they only managed a ko and bh and crowdpush ko.
However the head coach was pleased and the darkeleves had to leave with a hollow victory and lick their wounds.

GG
But sometimes winning isn't everything.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
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3
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6
3
-
#2
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2
-
-
#3
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2
-
#4
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4
-
-
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4
-
11
16
-
1
#6
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-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
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6
-
#10
1
-
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-
-
3
-
-
1
5
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
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4
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#16
1
-
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-
-
3
-
-
6
2
-
TOTALS
3
4
1
-
1
20
-
11
31
23
1

#3 Avandar Venomous Rapier – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Avandar Venomous Rapier – Smashed Knee (NI)
#16 Cinthya the black pearl of Naggaroth – Dead (RIP)
The seadogs end their losing streak with a win vs a good coach and a mean person, who instead than admitting his errours (a complaint for having paid them may be too highly would have surely encountered my apologize and it did), preferred to turn fouling just to mesmerize my team. Sad for the Ill feelings matured in this game, but this time went so. If I passed a 3+ with RR and a 2+ for a dodge and a pickup in ezone and if I completed a longpass(4+ with rr)for a second score, this for sure have been my only faults, and my only debts with luck. Nearly no av passed with tons of tackle and a couple of mbs and an apo failure on a death speak more than mere words. The team goes back to play in 7, but his backbone is sane and they will return to old glorious days. As said, my congrats to my opponent for his coaching and my cordial displeasure for his behaviour are the best highlights of this game.
 
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