“Dusty Hinder here and what can I say! Oh the humanity. Oh the halflingity! Rarely has this commentator seen such a blood letting as this one. One by one, Thrilla put points on the board and one by one they put halflings out of the game. The trauma ward that was laughingly called the Lamb's bench was blood smeared by the end of the first half as AWIL, Thrilla Dancer 1 and Tit "for Tat" Darksoul all recorded casualties. With a freak hit, Arnie Pieeater managed to get one back, but the undead in question quickly regenerated and returned to the game. AWIL also scored two TDs for Thrilla, joined in the tally by AWIP and Thrilla Dancer 3. Ghoul star Run and Hide completed two passes and his grave-robbing mate MJ also connected with a pass. MVP for Thrilla went to Run and Hide who's accurate throws sprang the werewolves for two of their TDs. "Ded" Jed Cadaver completed a pass for the Lambs, and Grim Gilly was posthumously awarded the MVP for the manglesd remains of his team.
Word is the Lambs will be offered on the altar of retired teams, as they could not possibly recover from this mauling.
This has been Dusty Hinder. Now back to the studio.

Oh, god I think I am going to be ill!”