“Welcome to Fantasy Football In Your Face. Dusty Hinder is refusing to come out and comment on this game. I am Tip Dover. Fans have finally started to desert the sinking ship that is the O-fers after a dismal showing at The Keep, their home field. The dwarfs went up first with a clock-eating drive and touchdown by blitzer Mo Payne. But even that was not enough to keep the team from surrenduring a score to end the second half. Thrilla tacked on another pair in the second half while not even letting the O-fers see the endzone. Somehow, the shambling undead were able to out run the dwarfs, with two TDs for AWIL and one for MJ. AWIL received the well-earned MVP, and Rund and Hide completed a pass. Thoror Odinson played with pain and it looked as he could only manage a single completion. His determination to play was enough to warrant the MVP on a team that did nothing to earn one.
This has been Tip Dover, back to the studio.”