“And they came from all directions. Sparkling chariots of brass and steel, glinting like gold in the sun! Warhorses and bladed wheels rolled into town.

And their spokesman found kenty.

"I see you've no werewolves. My master is a kind God, surrender and you will be well taken care of. Just kneel before him."

Kenty "Well I heard the Blood Sea Buccaneers turned you down the other day. If a bunch of philosophers and boy lovers can get up that kind of nerve well..."

"Better choose your next words carefully..."

Kenty "Oh I've chosen my words carefully...perhaps you should have done the same."

"This is madness!"

Kenty "Madness? THIS IS METROPOLIS!!!"

...and the pwning began. Into the hole of no-return plummets Rhino! Sharptongue! Careener! Biondi and his Arm of Death(TM)! And beaten into wet meat, Dark Avenger! And Terra Watt! Swept from the team, the firepower of road warlords in one fell swoop! Total destruction at the ancient hands of Sleepers!

DeMaio "The gates of Hades drank well today of blood. Tonight we celebrate the ride home of our breatheren...tomorrow...we plot our return...to bring the hammer of Thor upon the brow of the walking dead! There shall be a rematch...and next time, Hell shall be unleashed!"”