“This was no slappy hair pull fest. These two teams went for blood and touchdowns...classic bloodbowl game.

Freight Train was decapitated by a powerfoul from the elves. They tore his head off and began passing it around like a game of "hot potato". The apothecary tried his best to retrieve the dang thing from them...but his little dwarvy 2ag hands just couldn't catch it and place it back on. Frieght Train now choo choos to the station in the sky!

The rest of the team decides to dedicate the game to that valuable 3ag longbeard and begins a ripe smacking on the high elves. Thought we might win it, but that dodgy dragonwarrior proved why he costs 100k. Argh! Stalemate at the hands of the eldar! Grrr!

gg Jaim, not too many coaches throw their high elves at dwarves like you do!”