“Chainsaw went into this game in the unusual position of being favourites. This seemed to somewhat overwhelm the players who failed to do any significant damage to the skaven opponents Rata Blanca.

Being underdogs seemed to inspire the rats and their fans however. When their excited fans manhandled the referee before the game had even started, Coach Chainsaw was already dreading what might happen. Things got worse, especially when the skaven fouler Hintlist Faulklaue proved impervious to all attempts to dislodge the rat from the field. Fortunately Hintlist Faulklaue would turn out to be a knock out artist, with the only significant damage inflicted by a foul done by a gutter runner.

Other than a few accidental moves by Coach Reisender - who was shouting orders from the touchline whilst holding a hotdog, causing his players to be distracted and run some silly places - the skaven played flawlessly and didn't fail anything of any consequence for the entire match. Once Reisender realised that he was better off sat down and eating his hotdog, leaving his team to handle things on the pitch, his skills weren't required as the rats pulled off all manner of improbable and impressive on-field feats. Numerous times the orcs would defend smartly and pin down the Rata Blanca ball carrier, but each time Reisender's team would have an answer.

Dazzled orcs were reported to be meandering around the stadium hours after the game, apparently lost and unable to locate the changing rooms even though there is just a single corridor between the pitch and the exit, upon which the changing rooms are located. That's how brilliant the Rata Blanca performance was. The only brilliant aspect of this match for the 'Saws was the survival of a 1st half that was, to say the least, brutal for Team Chainsaw.”