“The bloodiest match I have ever suffered through. I used the Apothecary on Franke Wycheck on turn 1 to prevent a niggling injury, and it just went downhill from there. After the game I retired Len'Dael, Lorenzo and Franke (fat lotta good using the apothecary did) and sacked all my assistant coaches. I'm seriously considering retiring the team at this point as my next game is going to be rough with a TR 144/TS 125.

My opponent was sympathetic and couldn't believe the number of casualties either (2 came from goblin blocks and 1 from a goblin foul). He made the experience tolerable by chatting with me and played decently. As he himself said, 'With dice like these who needs strategy?'”