“Hard to make a match report for this one...my 4th game vs PacoSillas and my first win against him. It did however require much assistance from nuffle and his own players to accomplish it.
First Half Cattle Mutilaters recieving after winning the coin toss...Malkor feeling confident to do some good damge early...Paco seeing the claws come across the field and nervously tells the BBC they'll be fine and there's nothing to worry about. Apparently the BBC take this to heart as they notice right away the chaos team itself is feeling rather uninspired getting fewer knockdowns than normal and not doing any damage at all...even stuns are elusive. The Pitch invasion to start the match stuns more BBc players than the chaos can do all half. Even a brutal boot to the head by T-Bone the chaos DP killing the BBC ogre isn't enough to inspire the team. Perhaps because the BBC doctor does a fine job patching the big lug up. The half finishes with the BBC stealing the ball away and easily getting it quickly down field for a turn 8 score to take the lead.
Second half more of the same humans teaching chaos how to hit...holding the ball well knowing they don't need to score to win and systematically grinding the Cattle down...until the 4th quarter. Turn 15 comes around and the completely useless until now rookie troll takes down one of the BBCs guards for just the second casulaty of the game for the Mutilaters...apparently finally inspiring the team to get it in gear.
Now the crux...apparently the humans get a tad nervous that one of their team is bleeding on the bench rather than the goats and move the ball down the field to try and get a second score in to break up the mess. Leaving the blitzer who catches the ball just open enough to get hit. The Chaos thanks all four of the gods for the opening...give another prayer to make it count...and it does. the horns do their job givign the extra strength to brign the blitzer down and pop the ball out...landing in a mess of players but that doesn't matter to Buffalo Bills big hand who easily scoops the ball up...dodges out and makes a short pass downfield to Chaos warrior marvin Lee who runs his armored legs down to the corner to run out the clock and score forcing overtime.
Overtime comes and it seems the chaos are fully into it now...winning the coin toss again to recieve the ball. Now the grind begins. CM start the drive down a player but right away start knocking out the humans and hurting more just dwindling them away until only half of them are left on the pitch...killing as much time as possible so when they score there will be nothing left for the humans but a miracle. Like the first half the insanely agile Helmut Starkwaffe (definitely the humans star of the game) strips the ball away from a goat...but into the waiting hands of Clint Westwood who scores on chaos turn 8 to hopefully hold the win.
Not quite done yet...the chaos rookies go on the line and the rest line up to protect the goal line...the BBC set up to try their best to force a miracle to tie the game. Nuffle smiles on them turning the clock back a turn on the kick off to give them a good shot sneaking the ball through. Alas the BBC coach doesn't hear the call over the roaring of the crowd and doesn't notice the clock getting rolled back. The BBC do manage to push the goat rookie around enough to get their catcher in range to make it to the end zone..the first handoff attempt is bobbled however and dropped by the catcher. Surprised by the extra turn...the cattle mutilaters decide to be patient and trust in their gods to see them through to the next round after their previous intervention and merely put a tackle zone on the cather and keep the rest of the squad guarding the goal line. Final turn the tackle goat is easily knocke dout of the way...and even all the way off the pitch...the ball is picked up and handed off to the catcher Jurgen Hauskreuz who grabs it nicely this time, and his sprint for the goal line is off...he runs down the sideline to try and get past the Chaos Warrior Wayne John who apparently scowls at Jurgen so menacingly that Jurgen trips over his own feet and badly hurts himself to end the game.

Great well fought game for Paco and the Averheim BBC...I just got lucky enough to capitalize on his one and only mistake. I'm definitely going to have to improve my game if I'm going to have any chance vs Blutwursts orcs Die Heilenden in round two. ”