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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2010-09-17 05:16:37
TV 1710k Human
0
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/1/0
 
 
High Elf TV 1290k
4
50k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
0/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
10
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#4
-
1
2
-
-
5
-
-
9
7
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
5
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#10
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
TOTALS
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1
4
-
1
14
-
-
24
57
2
Aldo "What the huh? First we get banged but score a lot, now we bang and get schooled with the ball harder than a freshman wandering into the wrong locker room.

Jacob does a great impression of the Hulk. Elves score and score and he goes all....'Hulk is mad. Hulk bonk elf on head. Hulk cas elf. Hulk happy. rrrrrr' Now he's learned dauntless. so the madder he gets...the bigger the beastie he can fell. Sounds like a plan Jacob!

Ok, now make yer mammies happy and get washed up for Miller time!"
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
10
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#4
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
3
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#6
-
1
-
-
1
6
-
8
4
-
-
#7
1
1
-
-
-
4
-
-
2
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
1
#9
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
-1
9
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#11
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
19
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
4
4
1
-
1
23
-
7
37
42
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#12 Baroody – Broken Ribs (MNG)
KSEs sits back as he calmly watches his concieted High Elves either get the crap kicked out of them or run rings around the Hunters. The ones that got the crap kicked out of them long enough to their their part. Sat on the bench enjoying their elven wine. with their Apoth while their buddys ran rings around the Hunters' or could actually bear the blows inflicted to them. An laughing all the while as these humans played their best. But just weren't agile ennough to geth through the players who played interference on the Humans. Speaking of the the calm KSEs after the match he was apparently seen slapping Warren on the back of what he callded his stuckup elven 'ecplicative, ecplicative' you need to thank this "cleric" . Smacked him one more time and banned him from wine till after their next match with the Hunters whenever that may be. As Warren turned never dropping his head in shame, KSEs tosses him a small leather pouch Warren opens it looks back at his coach steps forward once to bow, KSEs told him he was dismissed. He stood up gave that Elven smirk and walked Away.
As KSE walked away I asked him what he thought of his teams performance.
---KSE--- " Im proud of their performance, they did what theey were trained to do. They are very agile which makes it easy to be more aggressive toward the ball. They find holes or if lucky enough they learn how to jump over opponents really well, and they are usually pretty dam good at it. Even though that dumbass dam near killed himself dodging trying to get around the Hunters he learned how to block int the mean time and helped with us pulling off the win. Couple of them couldnt handle the hard hits from the Hunters but they all did a good job. Couple of them learned a few things and they didnt get pounded to bad."
As he finished his statement and started to turn away I asked him if I could ask him a couple more questions.

Q- "Why are these elves of yours so stuck up?"

KSEs--"Elves in general are very stuck up each race feels they are better than anyone or thing other than themselfs. These guys really seem to want to prove it to me and all their fans."

Q- Why were the guys that got hurt and stuck the BH box pointing at the Hunters laughing and drinking what looked to be elven wine?

KSEs--" These elves of mine are really stuck up and my guess would be they saw the kegs the Hunters were gonna be drinking after the game. Beer to them as they would put it tastes like what mule piss would probably taste like. They wont touch beer no matter what."

Q- What was in the bag you tossed to Warren and why would he bow to you if they are so proud and stuck up?

KSEs--"Thats nunya dam business, and cuz I have his highest respect and I ll kick the shit out of him if he gets to outta line and he knows it."

Q- Were you serious when you said you'ld do a rematch with the Hunters one day?

KSEs--"Absolutely Arktoris is a good coach and a tough opponent his stratagys are very solid. But yeah we'ld play them again for sure. Ild like my guys to get a bunch mmore games in. We were pretty lucky but I was able to help them find the holes in order to get to the ball and capitolose on them. That doesnt happen very often with Arktoris teams but we were able to find them and take them. The hunters hit pretty dame hard too. But my guys did there job and we pulled it off."

Q--Also

KSEs-- "DONE, shut up."
 
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