“E.L.F. Season XXVI
Game 3 Scoring
Baseline: 11 points (both TV between 1000-1200)
Win: 10 points
TDs differential: 1 points (2 for TD/-1 for allowing 1 TD)
Casualties: 1 points
Bonuses: 0 points
Category C (Bones & Moans): 0 points
Total: 23 points

Egads, the Twin Peaks crew's toughest game yet! These Rezer Auction deadites just wouldn't quit. The elves were not in good form, not by a long shot. We were failing 2+ dodges and GFIs early in each half, and then paying for it when we finally got near the ball. At least we got an extra reroll on at least 1 kickoff, but we spent it almost immeadiately. I was able to steal the ball once and score on it, and it turned out to be enough. But this could have been 3-1 or even 4-0 if the Wood Walkers would have had their head in the game and not talking about the after-game cast party. No doubt a few Rezer Auctioneers will be invited. Mike Nelson will be missed, but he still has an invite to 1 final cast party. We'll all raise a glass to George, and maybe work his funeral into a future episode of the show.

Thanks for the game, black_devil_laughing, and grats on your TD. You definitely earned that one. I just couldn't slow you down enough, too few players at the end. Look forward to our next game.”