“With 40k of inducements and a bursting treasury we opt to sneakily spend 50k for a babe for the game. Go petty cash!

We kick first and they spend the first few turns putting in fouls (three stuns, no sending off) while we manage to BH a mummy with our claw/mb marauder (regen unfortunately). They then KILL our leader but our apo saves him and finally get a zombie sent off on their 4th foul in a row. We see a chance at the ball and 2d blitz it clear before stealing with our dark elf. They can only manage a 1d blitz with a tackler but burn their last reroll failing to knock him over, and we can then easily get him to safety. T6 and when they fail a GFI we crowdpush two of their players (no injuries) and then stall out the half to score on T8.

It's 11 vs 11 again as they kick off but when we KO 3 players in the first two turns they decide that they just can't face the PAIN of this game anymore and start clicking end turn as soon their turn starts. Since their players aren't even standing up anymore we have no choice but to do put in some fouls of our own, managing only a BH which is regenned before making it 2-0 on T15.

We then have to wait an extra half hour before my esteemed opponent opts to set up and take his last turn. :/”