“"Hello and welcome to a special edition of Question Time, hailing from the leafy 'burbs of Altdorf. Our panel has representatives from the great, good, evil and stunty so let's go straight ahead with our first question. Yes, the, uh....man? The man with the ginger ponytail that keeps jumping around."

"Hi, one question, quite simple really, can you get this ball off me?"

"That's an excellent question from the Wardancer Finrod, and I think that our panel are keen to, aheh, answer it. Kirsty?"

"Yays, I would punch him in the face and steal the ball when he fell over"

"Walter?"

"Broadly similar, broadly similar"

"Well the battlelines are drawn, let Question Ball commence!"

*fifty-five minutes later*

"Okay yeah we can't get the ball off him"

"My thanks to our panel for their exhaustive and violent answering of the question, that's all we've got time for tonight but please tune in next week when we'll be in a specially sealed box under Skavenblight"

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