“This game will go down in Nelphine's memory as the day his team learned that halflings are the worst things in the world. The Mootland Beasts got off to a roaring start by damaging Kronk's spine, even with apothecary help. The halfling mob then spent the rest of the match fouling with gusto, with their peak maneuver being an entire group of halflings eating Sssla alive, right on the pitch, without the ref even noticing! Of course, aside from the 2 long term casualties, the tree's also smashed up Saurii and Skinks left and right, leaving badly hurt and knocked out lizards all over. However, even amidst all the pain the halflings were dishing out, the lizards were actually managing to hold thier own in the scoring.. until the very last turn when star Remi Applenose did some high heroics with his famous agility and passed for the winning touchdown.

Although the Shrieking Bloodstorm will probably never again dare to face a halfling team, Nelphine tips his hat to Afroman for a well played game.”