“E.L.F. Season XXVI
Game 15 Scoring
Baseline: 12 points (both teams' TV between 1201-1400)
Win: 10 points
TDs differential: 3 points (3 TDs for/0 TDs against)
Casualties: 2 points (suffered 3 CAS, but all BH and 2 on Journeymen )
Bonuses: 2 points for shutout victory
Cat B (Better with Age): +12 points (double baseline)
Total: 41 points

Took 2 sessions to film this episode because the opponent's coach passed out during the first filming. The cast was relieved to finally have an episode where no one was killed or maimed and everyone will be returning next episode. Well, everyone except the extras of course. Another extra stole the VP and this week we probably won't hire them because we have saved up enough money to bring Major Briggs onto the show. Shelly Johnson killed the ugly beastman that was chasing her the entire show, but the mean old apothecary patched him up good as new. Our apothecary wasn't even called out this episode, for which he was grateful.

Skills (2):
Shelly Johnson - (1 6) Dodge. The women are taking over this show! Shelly becomes the team's first Blodger since Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman were brutally gunned down a few episodes ago.
Josie Packard - (5 2) Kick. Been needing a good Kicker for a while, and Josie has proving good at kicking her opponents while they are down. Oh wait, I guess that's a different kind of Kicker ;) She'll start training for that next.”